jack off season

The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.

This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.

"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."

"That sucks!"

by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008

sea kittens

What some animal rights activists use instead of the word "fish"

Sea kittens taste better than land kittens.

by Freigeist May 16, 2010

Sean

A Sean is someone with whom one will fall in love with everyday, over and over. You will continue to fall deeper in love with a Sean hourly! He has and probably always has put in his heart and soul into everything he does. He will show you his heart without you realizing in the moment how deep or it's preciousness. ❤️ It's like this for everyone he comes in contact with. Sean's are incredibly GIVING beings, they may even be mislabeled an angry 8 when they are a sweet 2. It is not known how much Sean's are given that is of use in return though, but he continues to put on a smile and continues anyway. A forever Ace with a diamond ❤️. Sean's are sensitive to daylight because most of Sean's are Irish, they should watch their vit D intake, lest they become seasonally grumpy. I get aroused at the idea of a Sean breaking into my house and sniffing my underwear when I'm not home. Sean's have NInja skills and are commonly known as know it all's, master gamers and successful actors. If I ever am so lucky to have a Sean, I would marry him instantly because I want to have a traditional relationship where we don't have sex until after marriage. And believe me you're gonna want that enormous dick! 😵 Everytime I hear the word Sean I get the urge to physically run to the airport, slap people with cash demanding they fly me to him NOW! Anxious isn't quite the word for it, it's MADNESS!

If you have a Sean, don't let him down, hold onto him tightly.

Sean's never lose a game twice.

If you see this Sean, I'm at the edge of my seat waiting for my ring and to be yours. I want to eat and swallow you, injest and memorize all your words.. so I can keep you forever.

- a devoted Sean worshipper
- Miss Sean
- Sean's kitten

I love you without end Sean!
💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

by Pianoc@t48 March 7, 2022

seattle

the best place in the entire world.. so what if it rains? it makes it so green & beautiful. the mountains are so big & majestic and everywhere you turn there's something even more pretty than what you last looked at. pike place market is so cute!

I really miss Seattle . . .

by dannimo April 3, 2005

'tis the season, for the stealin'

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.

Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.

by YAWA November 14, 2018

SEAGULLHORSE

A majestic creature native to the rainforests of papua new - guinea, the seagullhorse stands 8 meters tall at the shoulder and has the wingspan of a Boeing-747. Although once numerous, the seagullhorse has been ruthlessly hunted for its precious pelt and is dangerously close to extinction. Only through an international effort to save the seagullhorses' habitat can we hope to save this fantastic creature.

Eli: Hey, whats that over there? Next to that mudkipz?

Matt: I think thats a Lorax

Griffin: No, you're retarded. Thats obviously a SEAGULLHORSE*

*must be screamed at the top of your lungs)

by .Tårds. May 31, 2011