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Robert

Verb; An occurance, action or statement agreed by a majority to be so unhumourous with or without effort, that the occurance, action or statement is actually very hilarious.

Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.
"Fuck, that joke Robert made was so pathetic that I actually laughed."
"Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!"

Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today."
Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden."
Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"
by Lisa Power January 8, 2009
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Robert Nideffer

A doctor of psychology who was also a writer. Worked at the university of Rochester. Worked as a teacher, clinical psychologist and as a sports psychologist. Developed the T.A.I.S.. Wrote creative works in the department of sports psychology such as: Assessment in Sport Psychology, An Athletes' Guide to Mental Training, Psyched to Win, The Inner Athlete: Mind Plus Muscle for Winning, How to Put Anxiety Behind You, and A.C.T., attention control training.
Psychology isn't just for crazy people! It's really fun to listen to crazy people and think how lucky you are! Robert Nideffer is a psychologist.
by MegaTokyoPiro October 7, 2009
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Robert Peston

A banker's shill.
He is among the first liars to peddle the British Bankers Association propaganda that, "we {all} borrowed too much".

You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare individual borrowers are responsible for the total amount lent to all borrowers. You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare banks aren't.
Peston isn't a moron, therefore he is a liar.

To deduce Peston is a banker's shill it is enough to hear him describe the £14bn misselling of PPI over a decade by virtually all the banks as 'sincerely following the rules'. No honest intelligence worthy of that description could use sincere of the banks in this context. Ergo he is a deceitful, lying, corrupt, banker's shill.
You need more? OK.
The energy firm SSE were guilty of identical misselling of domestic power, to the tune of about £5 million. Peston deduced dishonesty, he said - "the statistics suggest there was something pretty rotten at the core of the industry", BBC News, 5 April 2013.

One misselling of £14bn (possibly £24bn) over a decade is 'sincerely following the rules', and another identical fraud worth £5 million 'shows a rotten core'.

The difference in describing these two tales of identical misselling is simply too different to be both explained and innocent.
Are you deducing what I'm deducing?

Any honest intelligence reviewing the facts is forced to conclude that Robert Peston is corrupt and, applying Occam's razor, that he is in the pockets of the BBA. Ergo - Banker's Shill.
by Harry Alffa June 17, 2013
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robert pitchford

A crazy and out going man. He is always going to make you smile! You know when he is coming.
Man you are such a Robert pitchford, laughing like that!
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Robert Surace

Oh my god Robert is such a Robert Surace
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Roberth

Brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Just perfect.
Person: Who's that hot boy over there?

Me: My future boyfriend, Roberth.
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