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road fuck

The act of having sexual intercourse while in a moving motor vehicle.
1) Why didn't u just pull into the parking lot? Why the fuck would I. Shequefa is the best road fuck around.
2) John got some road fucking from Sally on the way to the carwash.
3) Man, that was the best road fuck i ever had. Jane was riding me, while I was riding in my Benz.
by Mr. Roadfuck July 16, 2008
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when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014
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Old Town Road

a song my friends in school won't stop singing
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT SONG!

friend: wtf you mean it's old town road is so catchy
by Allan x April 24, 2019
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road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.
"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"
by Ryan December 1, 2004
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Roadie

Me and my fellow Roadies went to see you in London
by Thecleocat April 23, 2018
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road hole

A Girl you bang when your away on business, out of town, or just someone you meet during your travels.
I was in Vegas last weekend and i managed to get some road hole.
by benzomatic January 1, 2009
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