fantasy racing

The worst of all fantasy sports because almost no one plays it since all racing fans are rednecks, and none own a computer.

fantasy racing is such a waste of bandwidth on Yahoo since all rednecks are too busy shooting African Americans and sexxing up their sisters to play it.

by White Sox Rule June 14, 2004

fur ring

the magical hairy entity that formulates around your finger when you manually penetrate a woman (or a pre-mature girl)

have you seen my fur ring?

by korean_goock October 25, 2007

ring sting

the asshole hurting after anal sex

My girlfriend told me she got ring sting the other day after that drink fuelled sex night!

by pallant25 October 22, 2007

ring sting

The discomfort caused when one's fecal discharge is too large for the anal sphincter; the experience of one's anal sphincter being painfully stretched by a particularly large fecal discharge.

Man, I shouldn't have eaten 5 pounds of food last night. I just took a dump and had some serious ring sting.

by Alex French November 13, 2003

ring raider

A battyman word or bum bandit word ass bandit word or gay word

Backs to the wall lads - thers a ring raider on the loose

by Dave July 8, 2003

ringle

A cellphone's musical ring tone, esp. an annoying one.

"Jim left his cellphone on his desk, and its damn ringle distracted me all afternoon."

by Hiram Shadrasky August 17, 2007