pumperquarter bread

(noun) A type of redneck/hill billy bread. which is a higher class bread than pumpernickle. It originated in Ireland in the 1600's. The irish made it when times were good. It took all day to prepare this marvelous dish. This type of high class bread consist of; stuff, things, and hooker sweat. The irish added energy drink to give it that extra kick in the crotch. This bread was used at many Irish barmitsfahs.

Me and ma sat on the poch ad ate us sum pumperquarter bread.

by youre real name July 26, 2009

pumped down

When somebody excercises to build muscle, but instead loses weight in the proccess.

"OmG, I thaught little timmy started working out."
"He did, but he ended up getting pumped down."

by _MiO_ January 13, 2010

pump time

to get a muscle pump from lifting weights.

a period of physical exercise

its time to pump it

pump time baby!!!!!

YYeeeaapp buddyyy!!!!!

by keefthecheif January 8, 2011

pump sandwich

The act of farting into a cupped hand and presenting it to someones nose.

Man: Are you hungry
Woman: Sure
Man: Here, have a pump sandwich

by podge123456789 January 11, 2011

pimpy-smack

Variation: also written as pimpysmack

Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.

b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.

c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.

d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché

Ex 1: In online gaming, tea-bagging another player, or an act of "friendly fire" where the victim isn't upset, or is involved in similar light-hearted retaliation. <Teammate 1 "kills" Teammate 2 for his ammo or weapons...> Teammate 2: "You pimpy-smackin' little whore, bring that shit back!"

Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")

Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"

by Pimpysmack Paul March 19, 2011

pump rage

when people at a gas station obviously see you trying to get into a gas pump, and still pull in like the world belongs to them

Billy: What the heck?? I've been waiting for that pump for 2 hours!!! Stupid pump rage!!

by Billy-Joe-Bob-Hank June 18, 2011