pimsmitch

Being of or equal to small of small quanities

!: "That's but a pimsmitch of food mama!"
?: "Deal with it"

by captian72 December 3, 2011

Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

Primacy Factor

Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.

He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor

by pfactor May 25, 2013

primd

At work, when made to move something then asked to immediately move it back repeatedly for twelve hours.

If I get primd one more time I'm gonna freak out

by angry grip December 7, 2013

Priest-face

Haggard and scruffy, slightly rape(y)

Bro got mad priest-face, must be finals week.

by Alkalineaddiction April 7, 2015

prime day

Any random day in which something exciting is supposed to happen but what happens is worthless crap. (See April Fool's Day)

Happy Prime Day! Have some free used condoms!

by elmwoodhobo August 6, 2015