Premature Nerdgasm

A Premature Nerdgasm is when you have a nerdgasm about something defining comics, anime, or any other kind of fandom, speculating what you think might be happening, but only to find out you are dead wrong.

The Premature Nerdgasm MIGHT be followed by a true nerdgasm if it turns out it is actually better than your insane theory.

"I thought the Doctor was back on Gallifrey, giving me a nerdgasm, but it turns out he was actually in this place called the House or something, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention, so I guess I just suffered, like many Americans, a 'premature nerdgasm'." - Nerdy Man

by GentlemanChapNuts July 24, 2011

Premature Textuation

When you accidently send a text when you are only half way through it or have not completed it.

Someone does not understand the half or partial text you accidently hit send on - you respond.

"Sorry, premature textuation"

by csb1000 September 30, 2011

premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.

Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.

by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011

Premature checkulation

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?

by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011

Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.

1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.

by PloskJ January 11, 2012

Premature Upulation

1. When a couple spend the night together and one half bolts/ ups and leaves before breakfast or even the dawn chorus. 2. When your on a train and its not massively packed but still the person sitting/ standing next to you feels the need to get up way too early for the next stop, even though they have no luggage and it involves barging people out the way who are getting off at the same stop anyway. 3. When a guy or girl leaves the party or dinner really early.

1. Katie: er yeh so he seemed really into me and we talked about spending the next day together but then after we fooled around in bed he just seemed to up and leave' Carl: ar yes 'premature upulation' 2. Dan: dude why the heck has that man got up already, its 10 mins to the next stop, its not going to make him get there any earlier. Sid: yeh he's got premature upulation 3. Wilson: Er seriously what is wrong with Ted, he is so dull these days he has total premature upulation. You go for dinner or a party with him and he just ups and leaves after 30 minutes.

by Salster88 January 14, 2012