porn clone

An individual in porn who looks quite similar to you or someone u know.

"Dude, Jennifer White is a full on porn clone of Serene"

"I know , they look so much alike"

by El person March 4, 2014

porn maze

The process of going to several websites just to watch porn.

I spent a hour and a half in a porn maze just to watch for 15 minutes.

by Lit vacuum cleaner January 22, 2018

Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey

Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop

by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018

Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.

On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.

by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021

druggie porn

Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.

Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.

Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.

by 00100001 January 5, 2014

failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.

"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"

by IMJL February 6, 2018

chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018