poon

what you do to a noob

dude you got pooned like a little moob

by mikey mike mo August 21, 2008

Poonskin

A rather small hat made of hairy skin.

" Are you gunna wear your poonskin cap to the game tonight?"

by Leeyah March 31, 2009

poonsoon

a poonsoon is a poo so epic it is like a monsoon of pooey water and wee spinning in a uncontrollable vortex right beneath your bottom.

holy shit that was one massive poonsoon!

by arjaca November 19, 2011

pookstick

Symbol of racing righteousness and dominance. Incompatible with gomerbilly and crapwagon.

Suck on my pookstick.

by Elmersboy September 26, 2003

poon-ee

A Poon-ee poonee, is a person who is the recepient of a planned piece of Poon sex. Often rather attractive females, (but in the case of a friend of mine, sixty-four year old men with chronic skin disorders), Poon-ees are merely targets for horny people who think they are cool. Like me.

"Dude, I need some Poon, real bad."
"Have you chosen a Poon-ee yet?"
"Yeah but his wheelchair is getting fixed and you know how I like to ride those."

by Chastity Argyle March 29, 2008

Poon Diving

Noun: Going scoping for girls to do.

I went poon diving with my friend Jamal.

by andersonj December 15, 2008

Poon

Noun

Plural- Poons

1. unique kinds of people who are not ordinary. These kind of people would either lament about their six-pack all day long ,or they would dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons.
2. a slang term that is use to call people who dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons ,or lament about their six-pack all day long.

My friend named Poon is a Poon! He have a very big six-pack!

by Handsome Poon March 28, 2015