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Patrick

A man who if he saw a vagina, would try to put a plaster on it
Man, Patrick should stop telling girls to smile more
by He who shall be named November 22, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is a really cool awesome guy!
Wow Patrick’s great!!
by Uhhhnotpatrick September 18, 2023
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patrick heimdal

Just a little sexy moddafacka :)
"Woooow is that an elf"?
"Nah nah it's just a patrick heimdal"
by Peppes-pizza February 26, 2017
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Patrick Horse

Hi Abi
They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021
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The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
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Patrick Kent is a bitch ass

A person who lets people run over them
by Iron spidei January 4, 2019
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patrick klukowsky

Joe: hey shrek is a bad movie right?
Robert: no,you patrick klukowsky
by Brozinga2 August 14, 2020
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