Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.
by BelleFezzhair September 03, 2019
by Kirtap November 08, 2023
Someone who claims to be a certain person, but is great at wearing a mask. Will morph into whatever you would like him to be, only to turn into who he really is 3-4 months into the relationship. You will have relationship PTSD. Someone who loves to gaslight. Good luck.
by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021
Someone who cannot and will not truthfully love anyone. Narcissistic is not even adequate as a descriptive word, it goes beyond that. A person who will trap you with words for months and when you finally leave, will leave you reeling with emotional guilt for no reason. Someone you should stay far away from.
by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021
Patrick has HUGE FUCKING COCK and is FUCKING GOD women usually start drooling when they see a Patrick
by 🤍🐼𝕸𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖎𝖙𝖆🐼🤍 August 03, 2023
There are two types of Patricks:
(1) Patrick seastars
(2) Patrick - students of physics
The second Patrick is the best Patrick. He is smarter then asians and faster then lions.
Girls say he is a great guy. Big heart but small wiener.
Recommendations: 10 out of 10.
(1) Patrick seastars
(2) Patrick - students of physics
The second Patrick is the best Patrick. He is smarter then asians and faster then lions.
Girls say he is a great guy. Big heart but small wiener.
Recommendations: 10 out of 10.
Patrick name.
by münchnergesindl November 22, 2021
Look at that bitch ass nigga Patrick
by CyIguess February 12, 2024