pity sticks

Crutches, used by one who has sustained minor injury and lacks stoicism. Making every attempt to garner sympathy and attention.

This clown be getting around on pity sticks for four weeks now. Anybody would think the muthafucka gonna be getting his leg amputated, the way he goes on about it.

by Keepinitreal888 September 1, 2016

Pit Throat

A sore throat caused by excessive yelling (generally the sound "yyyyeeewwwww" after getting a gnarly *pit.

*Pit- to ride in the hollow section of a breaking wave.

Note: This is a team solely used in bodyboarding jargon.

I have pit throat after getting so many hell filth *tubes this morning.

*Tube- Another word for pit.

by doratio del toro August 23, 2016

pity contest

Both individuals are fighting on who has it worse

Stop fighting this is not a pity contest

by Kkkkolavomb August 12, 2016

pitflaw

When you forget to put on deodorant in the morning

Abdul absolutely stinks. He must've had a pitflaw today.

by tookmystapler May 26, 2016

pittner

A guy with an abnormally large chin and a weird fetish with Japanese culture

That guy in the corner is such a Pittner

by Jdyisbebshd May 29, 2016

Pity "Hi"

When someone says hi to someone else out of pity (because they feel bad not because they want to). Usually it is a girl saying it to a guy. You can identify a pity "Hi"by the following clues: they will raise there eyebroes/enlarge eyes, say your name after "hi", they will smile, and it will obviously seem forced and not genuine. Also after the pity "hi" the person will go back to what they were doing like nothing happened.

"Hi 'ERIC'!!!" said lily while smiling (looks away and acts like nothing happened) Don turns to Eric and says "dude that was a total pity 'Hi'!!" Eric replies "I know, it's because I told her I like her."

Pity "Hi" is a sad hello that girls do to guys because they fell obliged or guilty for something.

by De. Xtruth November 2, 2016

pitch me in

what one would tell someone when they want them to buy something for them at the place theyre currently at

*at home*
*someone sends u an in n out snap*
"hey pitch me in an animal style double"

by thetatabox June 16, 2017