You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.
by Kalizmostwanted January 15, 2011
Get the Vest Guymug. The sexual position sometimes favored by men who need to awaken early and prefer to receive a good nights sleep, as opposed to having sex.
by Tiredman1234321 August 6, 2012
Get the Sleepy Guymug. that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.
"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
by word geniusss XD June 30, 2020
Get the Turtle Guymug. A bad guy is a sweet man, a man who commands respect with the way he looks,talks and treats his woman, someone who looks very calm outside but can be very freaky 😍😍
by Sweetoyin August 27, 2019
Get the Bad guymug. 1. A smart aleck.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
Person 1: Hey you idiot.
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
by not a wise guy September 7, 2006
Get the wise guymug. Dude #1: Damn, Cynthia went out to dinner with me, talked about her problems, then got back with her crappy ex.
Dude #2: Thats what you get for being a nice guy: Always screwed, never laid.
Dude #2: Thats what you get for being a nice guy: Always screwed, never laid.
by Justin The Box November 6, 2007
Get the nice guymug. by Mollie_A13_16.10.18 February 13, 2019
Get the sexy guymug.