short-arse syndrome

term to describe a short person that is angry and hostile due to their lack of height.

Person A: That Tim Miles has total short-arse syndrome. All I did was drink some of his beer and he totally flipped out!
Person B: Totally

by Rob Worrall December 22, 2007

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short term smiles

When your days are filled with grey clouds, and the occasional glimpse of sunshine.

Sure you're happy,
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.

^short term smiles...

by the daydreamer February 01, 2014

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short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.

When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

by the anti twitter June 29, 2010

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riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.

"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

by DanTheFuckwad17 March 09, 2018

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Tugging my shorts

Tired. Ready to be taken out of the game. First used by Magic Johnson to describe Michael Jordan during the playoffs. Magic explained that Michael must be tired because he was "tugging his shorts".

Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.

Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.

by redbelt June 12, 2009

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