The Incredible Barack Obama

A Super Hero. A great action figure. Mega Genius. One good looking righteous laid back cool Dude. The greatest President ever to hold the office of the presidency in the entire history of the United States of America

David Banner watched Bill Oreily on Fox News and got angry and then he turned into the Incredible Hulk. The Incredible Hulk while going into a rage over Oreily watched Hannity on the Fox News Channel and grew even more angry that he turned into Chuck Norris. By this time Chuck Norris was really pissed. But when Chuck Norris saw President George W. Bush on the Red Eye of Fox News Chuck Norris went insane pushed there by his fuming red hot wrath. Then Chuck Norris turned into the Incredible Barack Obama. Barack Obama calmed down and relaxed and waved at the people. He's just an awesome dude that stays cool under pressure. He's a super hero. He is the Incredible Barack Obama!

by Dane Eidson January 19, 2009

obama haze

Good weed that you get in Washington DC. Grade A

possible side affects:
increased appetite

euphoric sensations

relieves anxiety

a sense of humor

making the impossible seem possible

"Man last week i was in DC an copped this bag they told me it was something called Obama Haze an maaaaan let me tell you that shit will get you twisted had me doing shit I didn't think I could do!"

by Neoli March 14, 2010

Barack Obama

The United States first black president. Great family man and has the potential to turn this country's financial crysis around.

Mom:Omg!!

Me: What?

Barack Obama: I own biatches!!!!

by WillieA February 2, 2009

obama

the best president please come back im begging you

obama please

by imdrowningsaveme June 13, 2018

Obama

1. A person of mixed race.

2. Having a black father and Caucasian mother.

Dan isn't really black, he's an obama.

by rabidcomics January 30, 2009

OBAMALOT

the state of the united states under OBAMA

during the time of OBAMALOT there was much peace and decency

by rmraffinity April 4, 2009

Barack Obama

A presidential hopeful who is the object of affection for young women.

"I cannot wait, 'til 2008
Baby you’re the best candidate
Of the new oval office,
You’ll get your head of state
I can’t leave you alone
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on Barack Obama"

by 37153 July 21, 2007