Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 10, 2016
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i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class
Hey, i am not no jerk!
by H4rry11k September 12, 2017
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Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?
by Baalo69 March 05, 2021
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Jerk du Soleil

While Karen is usually upset when she catches Jerry in the act, finding him upside down with one leg on the dresser and one leg atop the canopy bed whilst gripping and ripping, she could only admire his formidable Jerk du Soleil act.
by fatmexxx May 29, 2018
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Himalayan Quick Jerk

the act of receiving or giving a handjob on Mount Everest.
Dude, I got a Himalayan Quick Jerk from a girl from the {Philippines} last week!
by himalayadude22222 April 04, 2018
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Giggle Circle Jerk

When you start to giggle, then your friend starts to giggle because of your giggling, then you giggle harder at their giggle and so on.

Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.
That's when she tripped and I immediately started a giggle circle jerk.
by Dirtii_Martini January 06, 2023
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jerk face butt

When your homies butt looks like a face and they're being a jerk
Mario is such a jerk face butt with his loudness.
by tehheppehp September 12, 2017
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