Needledick

What Casey and Annie Love.

Michael has a needledick.

by What Are My Nipples? February 5, 2005

He needs some milk

He needs some milk.

Kylee-Luke, why did you lie to me?

Sarah-He needs some milk.

by Jett Featherston April 10, 2016

my car in need for speed underground

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.

but thank you for your time, assflap!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004

Needy

A person who is in a painful state of woman neediness. They will often try to grow their muscles by exploding in order to attract the females.

Sully: "Man, fuck, I definitely have to explode tonight, or else women will just hate me. I AM NEEDY"
Pierre: "Hahahaha man don't worry, you are a BG"

by .................._. November 28, 2018

I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 6, 2017

Walking on pins and needles

This happens when your foot(s) fall asleep (when the veins collapse for an extended period of time) and your skin gets numb. When you walk, it feels like pins and needles.

Guy 1: (bad emotion)
Guy 2: What's the matter?
Guy 1: I'm walking on pins and needles.
Guy 2: Sit down and rest your legs for a minute.
(1 minute later)
Guy 1: That feels better!
See also: pins and needles

by elevatorfan7072 August 3, 2012