nub necklace

A derivative of pearl necklace in which a man attempts to shoot his load on a woman's neck but misses, instead hitting her face.

Man, last night I gave her the biggest nub necklace! My dick twitched hard right as I was cumming!

by frogger149 January 11, 2009

Port Neches Groves

A town with white ass preppy rich kids that only care about themselves, smoke pot cuz they think it’s cool, vape in the school bathroom, say “I’m gunna kill my self” everyday, and spreading rumors cuz they have nothing better to do with their lives other than football. A town where they separated the rich from the poor, the preps from the others. Almost everyone doesn’t have a dad and/or mom in that town. Everyone is probably gunna die from all the plants surrounding the entire town.

“Omg, Port Neches Groves makes me wanna kill myself”

by Fiber one protein bar February 2, 2018

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

pearl necklace

when a guy cums on the girls neck making it look like a pearl necklace

last night i gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace

by big-nick June 15, 2006

Neck Chop

A small, swift chop to the neck delivered with the knife edge of your hand, in a ninja-like fashion. Usually followed by the fast call "neckchop!" *Used best on targets who are sipping a drink, dragging a cigarette, or looking upward*

Girl: "Hey, come on give me a kiss."
*whack*
Girl: "Neckchop!"
Guy: *cough* what the fuck.
Girl: "Hahaha."

by jjasta September 1, 2005

Necromantic

One who "Romances" the dead. In direct relation to Necrophilia(cs), which is also known as necrolagnia or thanatophilia.
A quite literal synonym to one who wishes to "jump your bones." Not in direct relation to a Necromancer per-se' but still in the league of those whom of which are unnaturally obsessed with the deceased, death, or dead things collectively.

Carl: "Hey you know Gareth right?"
Rupert: "Yeah, that fellow who bumps uglies with cadavers at his dads funeral home?"
Carl: "Yes that's the silly tit."
Rupert: "Oh! Right mate! I heard of fellows like him. They gots a name for those sorts."
Carl: "What's that?"
Rupert: "yeah, a Necromantic."
Carl: "Bloody hell, that band is piss-awful."
Rupert: "Concurred"

by Rudeboysaint October 19, 2008