mum

gigachad way to call your mother

"oy mum can I go to the dairy"
"you have money"

by ben dovernow plz November 1, 2022

Ar mum gay

When gay porn roast you dont know what to say

Gay porn: I did your dad
Me:ar mum gay

by Vice bio March 19, 2019

Mum gay

The act of having a gay mum

“Hey hey guess what?”
“What?”
“Your mum gay”

by Hey, your special January 16, 2019

mum-in-love

When the man or woman you are dating has a mother, you can refer to her as your Mum-in-Love because you are yet to marry the son by law or customary rites.

I had the best chat with my Mum-in-Love today; she’s so warm and easy to talk to.

by Kikidel July 21, 2025

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020