The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.

"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."

by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013

Ur mum

Ur mum is a common insult used for no apparent reason. This also references to Yo Mama jokes. This humor is weird and sometimes unlikable.

Ur mum is fat.

by pigjacob June 27, 2018

Mums

An abbreviation and brtisish for swear on my mums life, and is used in the very same way

Greg: Did ya snitch on us you plonker
Tyrone: Nah, mums I didnt, I swear

by Plankingplonker69 June 10, 2018

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

your mum

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ssshhheeessshh means your mum

by Triple H WWE April 2, 2022

Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.

Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....

by RVH August 11, 2018

YOUR MUM

if you dont get good grades, you are gon’ FEEL THE PAIN.

YOUR MUM looks very angry right now

by catso200 October 31, 2022