Downstairs Mustache

The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.

"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."

by Richard Flavor May 18, 2014

you must be from the north

i phrase used by people who live in southern cities(e.g. Nashville, Atlanta, Savannah,Raleigh,Dallas, Birmingham, Floridian cities do not count)
it is used when someone says or does something or extreme oddity of a southerner while in the south

guy1: i prefer pepsi over coke
guy2 : you must be from the north

person1: i hate sweet tea
person2:you must be from the north

human1: i like professional football over college football
human2: you must be from the north

by Fuckthisfuckinshit December 16, 2014

vampire mustache

A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.

I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015

windy mustache

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache

Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.

by donkey lover May 17, 2015

It must be a Fiesta!

Prank intended to disturb tranquility within community groups related to certain high performance vehicles...

I've traded in my ecoBoost (Mustang). It must be a Fiesta!

by CoyoteV8 July 26, 2015

Pussy Mustache

Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.

Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."

by Yekralem August 23, 2015