morning glory

when u wake up in the morning and u find that u just had a wet dream

man i was dreamin about my hot ass biology teacher, and when i woke up i found my morning glory

by nigga gus April 26, 2008

Morning After Pill

The pain reliever you take the morning after an all-night alcohol binge (aka tylenol, advil, excedrin, etc.) to relieve the pain of previously stated binge

Dude, I drank so many shots of tequila last night I can't even remember how many...gimme 2 of those Morning After Pill's so I can recover

by Sizzlepoof August 19, 2010

morning glory

to wake and greet your love.

Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.

by jerk October 6, 2003

Morning

another term for a homo.

Dude look at that guy in the tight pants, he must be a facking morning.

by FawsPiece August 19, 2008

Morning Balls

The unconscious yet daring decisions you make in the morning to dress unusually from how you normally would, which ultimately ends in you looking like you're trying to change your persona.

Ex: "Basti, wtf are you wearing today?" "Idk man, I had a serious case of morning balls"

by Safii April 17, 2011

morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.

"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."

by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016