Morning Breakfast 

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!

I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny

Morning Breakfast by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007

morning licks 

This is the act of sneaking up to your partner first thing in the morning when the mouth and togue bacteria are at their worst, If you can get some bad breath in as well then it only compliments it, then, Licking your partner from the chin up to their forehead in one foul lick, making sure there is plenty of saliva being transferred.

For added results do while partner is asleep as a way of waking them up.

After a night out on Guiness and a curry on the way home and not brushing your teeth before going to bed then waking your partner up with a series of morning licks

morning licks by Adam Courtney Phillips May 8, 2008

morning wood 

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

morning wood by ross March 5, 2004

Morningshine 

The peaceful feeling you have when you are sad, but not necessarily in a bad way. Generally put, it's when someone with a high self esteem but not arrogance gets ignored.

"Hey Brenda, want to hang out sometime?"
"Go away!"
(turns to friends)"Poor girl... she must be in a bad mood. Oh well, her loss."

"Oh man Bobby just got shut down over there."
"Yah, he must have some morningshine."

Morningshine by Benjamin Sjavik January 11, 2008

morning musk 

that stench you get when you wake up in the morning. combines how bad your breath and b.o. are

ed: hey guys, whats up?
justin: dude, you smell like morning musk, you just wake up? go brush your teeth and shower
ed: right, sorry...

morning musk by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 22, 2011

Morningcup

When you urinate/deficate/throw up into a cup at night, then rinse it out and fill it with beverage of choice and serve to disliked houseguest the next morning. thus becoming morningcup.

I gave him morningcup to drink out of. i had just pooped in it last night!!!

Morningcup by Ray Jolly July 12, 2011

ow morning 

when you are woken up to the pain of one of the most painful charlie horses around.

I had an ow morning that woke me up at 5:00 in the morning.

ow morning by matt3 January 14, 2006