Sales mercial

An item you would Sell using an add or commercial

You tell someone they can sell their idea using a Sales Mercial

by Z Cool December 21, 2023

9n9 Mercenaries

9n9 Mercenaries, A group of kick ass mercs on the game "Roblox". This mercs enjoy in the following:
war.
raiding.
rape.

Those 9n9 Mercenaries really did rape my sister!

by eqewqewqew2 December 31, 2023

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Horsefeather merchant

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.

Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.

by The real McGowan has stood up. June 12, 2024

Crevice Merchant

Crack dealer

Who is your crevice merchant ?

by Complexo February 18, 2024

mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.

Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”

by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024