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mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"
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A Mikey is a sexy man. He will get all the women and will be rich.
Wow, that guy is sooo sexy. He must be a Mikey
Mikey by Mikey_Mans_Michael October 16, 2019

Miley Cyrus 

Jake is Miley Cyrus today, he ate the grass
Miley Cyrus by Allie1517192 October 26, 2019
Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.
Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey
Mikey by ccheney15 October 26, 2019
the most amazing,caring,funny,beautiful boy you could ever imagine yourself with,he always puts you before himself,there is never a dull moment with mikey,he always ensures you are happy and feel loved,he hates you being sad and will always comfort you to the best of his ability.He is the best hugger,cuddler and has the biggest heart,his hands are always warm and ready to hold yours!
mikey by dinosaursmiles November 2, 2019
Man #1: Did you see Miley over there she’s a crackhead?
Man #2:Yeah I Saw Her, She Scares Me
Man #3:Y’all Scared Of A Little Girl Man I’m Gonna Beat Her And Her Friends Up.

Man #3Was Never Seen Again
Miley is a crackhead who will laugh at you if you try to beat her or any of her friends.
Miley by Kermit lè froog November 10, 2019

Mikey-lee 

Damn that guy is such a gamer he is so cool because he is epic wow what a pro gamer!
wow that guy is an absolute mikey-lee bro!
Mikey-lee by jakeisagamer November 24, 2019