Matthew

An absolute dickhead.

You see him, he’s such a Matthew.

by Freekthissite July 8, 2020

Matthew

A nerd who got killed in among us first countless times

Wow you dead again you must be a Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

MATTHEW

THE UGLIEST THING INTHE WORLD
HES AUTISTIC,GAY,STUPID AND THE WORLDS WORST SPELLER IF YOU MEET HIM YOU WILL HATE HIM NO JOKE...UNLESS YOU GET LUCKY BUT I DOUGHT IT

MATTHEW IS SO GAY AND HE LIKES TO EAT HIS BUGERS

by my butt cheak November 28, 2019

matthew

matthew is a boy with great fashion sense. he usually has blonde/brown hair and amazing eyes. it is very hard to not fall in love with him because the first time you see him you will faint. he is the most handsome guy you will ever see. he is often called a player but when he talks to you, you will feel like the only one. he is super funny and has a great personality. matthews are great at basketball.

g1. omg do u see him?
g2. yeah hes a matthew..
g1. but hes so cute tho.

by caroline3. February 22, 2020

Matthew

An stupid person who likes chicks with dicks

That dumbass is such a Matthew

by thewiseman1017 July 5, 2016

Matthew

That one background person that can be socially awkward, yet is nice, funny, smart, and possibly sexy. Often never plays mainstream sports (i.e. football, baseball, soccer, basketball, etc,). common interests include gaming, nerf guns, WWII, and star wars. has a wide range of friends such as gamers, nerds, athletes, and the other socially awkward people (including girls). Sometimes wishes to be called Matthias for no reason.

That kid Matthew is such a nice kid.

by DRGWRR315 June 3, 2018