Washing Machine 

A woman. Every single woman is a washing and should be in the kitchen washing the dishes.

Woman should stay in the kitchen, they're all washing machines. Their national dance is the motion of washing dishes.

Washing Machine by I'mSorryForEVERYTHING June 2, 2018

green machine 

the dankest of weed. see diggity dank or kind bud

yo, you got any green machine?

green machine by allisonthedopeshit January 14, 2007

MAC machine 

Macintosh computer

Apple, Mac, ...

MAC machine by SpinfulJack June 16, 2004

bean machine 

An Automated Teller Machine; or ATM.

I'm out of cash. Before we go out I've got to go tip over a bean machine.

bean machine by ar42dent September 14, 2005

woof machine 

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

woof machine by pentozali April 16, 2006

toasty machine

An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.

Libby was my little toasty machine last night while I was watching a movie.

toasty machine by jefferprise January 7, 2008

Answering Machine Actress 

Commonly a female who displays her emotions about a voicemail before getting off the phone. Characteristics include hand motions and the use of the word "Whatever" whilst someone is in the vicinity.

"Yo look at the shawty over there. She actin' a fool looking like a Answering Machine Actress."

Answering Machine Actress by Hunter S. Thompsonian January 11, 2009