The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
by Fatboy33 May 17, 2006
Get the Cool hand lukemug. Is when one freezes a souvenir cigar tube 3/4 full of water and surprises his mate while in doggie-style by inconspicuously inserting into said mates anus. The Cool Hand Luke also lends itself to the possibility of further anal exploration/pleasure as the anus has been numbed. The reverse Cool Hand Luke is occurs when said cigar tube is removed from the anus and slid into the the vagina or vice versa.
by Pratipax & Battman January 29, 2009
Get the Cool Hand Lukemug. Angel and Demon. The two cosmic forces that have entered into an eternal, recurring epic battle. This time the incarnations are two young hoodlums, they must learn to master the powers they have within. Will Luke learn to contol the raging Demon force? Will Eamon finally understand the 5 Angelic Gifts of Power? How will the filmmakers manage to fit in sci-fi, a prophet character, kung-fu, samurai swords, gun play, anime storylines, American pop culture jokes, cool special effects, a final battle, a shared love-interest, and the journy of two heroes? Love. Strength. Hope.
by M88 October 15, 2008
Get the Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmermug. A rare signature/bio phrase used in genshin impact. Or, a another way to say Luke, the kid from schools gonna get constellation 6 for Diluc. Some day luke will be a diluc kinnie, main, and stan
by fukablossom January 30, 2022
Get the luke will get c6 dilucmug. A passage from the Bible that reveals Jesus' true thoughts about family. Quite a contrast from the 'love thy neighbour' spiel.
Luke 14:25-27 (NIV)
Large crowds were travelling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.
Large crowds were travelling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.
by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006
Get the Luke 14:25-27mug. Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".
The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."
The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc
by Cataphract_40 May 15, 2005
Get the Luke, I am your fathermug. by Ryan Kasabian May 16, 2005
Get the Luke, I am your fathermug.