godforsaken lick

A godforsaken lick is someone stealing in their schools thinking they are cool and also thinking that the thing they have stolen is really good.

Only a month into school and I’ve already got this godforsaken lick!

by Faite October 4, 2021

Crack Licker

The term Crack Licker is targeted towards Caucasians just like how the n-word is targeted to Black/Africans. This comes from the history of Caucasians doing the most crack.

Ben: Another Crack Licker was elected as presidency of 2020.
Yeb: Really? Dang it! We've only gotten Crack Lickers as President, the only one who broke the Cracker Licker line was Obama.

by Calment45 October 30, 2021

Dildo licker dave

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.

Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck

by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022

cock licker

when your gay like frey and lick cock

you god dam cock licker

by the arguement winner October 28, 2022

pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

by Cunningle January 16, 2023

crackhead lick

When you lick your fingers and/or another surface after consuming drugs, in attempts to get higher

Ex. Licking drug residue from the inside of a baggy or credit card

*Jay splits a perc with his friend and then licks the fingers he was holding the perc in*

“Dude did you really just do a crackhead lick?”

by Heathersuesyou February 26, 2023