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lockfuck

When someone shoves something in your lock and fucks it up because they are a fucking retard and were obviously high.
Jimmy : Aw golly gee my door wont open

Random guy: looks like someone lockfucked your door

Jimmy: Lockfuck ? whats that?

Random guy: THATS WHEN YOU SHOVED A BROKEN KEY IN AND OUT OF IT 20 MILLION FUCKING TIMES OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE

Dorm management : OH HAI THERE JIMMY I SEE U BROKE UR DOOR HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR IT
by IWANTTODIERIGHTNOW July 7, 2010
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lockhead

Lockhead is a fool. He smokes to much
by Freakyp December 19, 2016
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Locke

Absolutely Savage. A true legend. Gets All of girls. Alpha and Omega.
That guy is a Locke.
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Shock Lock

Like the rock lock, except the sexual hand gesture of the shocker is used instead of the rock fist.
Ben congradulated Clint with a shock lock after winning the game.
by C_Ris January 29, 2008
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bocka locka

A term used to call someone a dumbass or retarded
"That bocka locka needs to shut the fuck up!!"
by dolonigmites January 16, 2009
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Tard Locker

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.
I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.
by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010
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