Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018

Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

Chubby legs

When someones legs are so chubby they wobble when they walk

Aarons got really chubby legs he's too scared to wear shorts

by bigboy36 July 9, 2018

sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018

Stubbly Legs

Unshaven legs, specifically when previously shaven but hair starts to grow out

Him: Hey, are you going out like that?
Her: Yea, why not? Can't take to see my stubbly legs!

by pseudochasm August 15, 2018

"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P

Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.

by QuacksO November 13, 2018

a’leeghan

A’leeghans are so gentle but yet can have an attitude. Aleeghans are usually short and have lots of freckles. They are smart, athletic, and drive for what they want. They are great to have as a friend you have there trust. A’Leeghans are positive and love to volunteer and help people. It’s pretty special to be an A’Leeghan.

Guy 1: Look at the on the soccer field she just keeps going
Guy 2: She must be an A’Leeghan

by Hortonhearsyou December 11, 2018