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Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
by Willybear April 22, 2025
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Lauren

Extremely annoying. Has YN complex. Also extremely short and tends to not have eyebrows. Tends to be too preppy for existence
Person 1: Ugh Lauren is coming over
Person 2: quick, hide. I don’t want to talk to Lauren.
by Supervenom May 1, 2023
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Lauren

At lassie is such a Lauren X O
by My da sells Avon 😬 December 12, 2017
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Lauren Hookway

The little girl with the huge heart,

this girl may be far from perfect and believe me she knows it, although sometimes she may act as a bit of a bitch, this is the one girl that will help you no matter what. This is the one girl you can trust with your life, she may not be the beautiful'est on the outside, but on the inside she's all gold.
Person1# who the fuck does she think she is?

Person 2# shes Lauren Hookway
by Earth. August 6, 2012
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Laurening

1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 16, 2014
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Lauren Perez

The best cuz ever! Except her parents wont let us meet up :(!! She is extremely sarcastic but also really annoying and calls at the worst times!!
by ilovemakingcakes February 22, 2022
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Lauren Bullard

a beautiful girl, who doesn’t realize her own worth. she gives the best advice, but can’t seem to listen to her own advice. she’s someone who overthinks a lot, but it never annoys me like she thinks it does. i love her with all my heart, and i’m so lucky to have her in my life. she’s changed me so much, and i wish she could see her own beauty through my eyes. don’t let go of a lauren if you have one, especially a lauren bullard.
jackson: theres lauren bullard.

alex: she’s the best, i love her!
jackson: yeah, she really is.
by khlown October 13, 2019
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