King Blumpkin

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective

Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin

by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010

King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012

king dunlap

A King Dunlap is when you have an extremely large amount of foreskin, so much so that you cannot see the actual penis.

"My King Dunlap is so big I have to pull it back to pee."

by EaglesGirl#12 September 16, 2013

king of the rock

Sitting in a cold shower with your male friends, while jacking off to see whose dick can stay hard the longest

Jason and his drum line bros, king of the rocked last night.

by Paulwalkersghost March 16, 2014

king ace no higher

Said after a statement to make your statement the most viable and thus making the other persons statement null and void.

"I love you more, king ace no higher!

by MissAlwaysRight November 11, 2014

King Steve

A name used for someone who is unexpectedly nice.
Inspired by the only King Stephen of England who was a surprisingly nice guy amidst the tyrannical natures shown in his predecessors and successors.

Person a: 'Adolf gave me a back rub yesterday.' Person b: 'What a King Steve!'

by Georgethefourth January 17, 2017