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Knob

Some situation or someone that is a little bit sh** or sh** out of luck. Buy we or they keep persevering making the overall assessment of the situation or person rather positive overall. Usually used as an endearing term for a friend who screws up a little or makes a faux paz or whatever.
Hey the boss' son called. He's coming in at 9:30 this morning.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.

Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.

No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.
by Dave Shay September 11, 2019
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Knobbing

Knobbing is the post-coital activity of eating a doorknob. However this is only performed after anal sex. Partakers in this activity are called "Knobbers." Knobbing is best known for the excerpt of the underground Guniean porn video "KNOBBERS BE CRAZY," in which said clip showcases the leading male, Ibrahima Kowolai, partaking in the post-coital activity.
"Dude, I had a rough night of Knobbing yesterday..."
by _Dolos_ September 17, 2021
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Knob cheese

Cheese that some people might enjoy on toast or crackers it is organic cheese and smells a bit off but is enjoyed by CERTAIN people.
Putting knob cheese on my nanas crackers (PRANK GONE WRONG)
by Margo! March 2, 2022
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needle knob

"damn dat bitch is so flat chest she got dem needle knobs"
by alicia jackson May 13, 2005
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chum knob

something random and funny to say, especially when your high.
"hey tim"
"what chris?"
"chum knob"
"lol!!!!!!!111111oneoneonewonene"
by JockCoke April 18, 2008
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shy knob

a guy who cannot urinate in public, ie; urinals etc...
by jamboree08 May 28, 2008
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rocket knob

someone who is being utterly silly and or stupid
by yours truly ;) March 13, 2009
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