July 8

Another day of the year for National Slap An Ass Day.

It's July 8, you know that that means Jeremy!

by Godly Bum October 29, 2020

4th of july

An apocalyptic Soundgarden song

Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the 4th of July

by L September 13, 2005

july 1

National Prolapse Appreciation Day! Go to PornHub and search Anal Prolapse and have a good ole time.

Hey, today is the July 1, You know what that means. PROLAPSE APPRECIATION!!!

by Goongaloonga October 15, 2019

July 13

That one kid that nobody likes. He’s probably adopted and sucks at everything he does. Nobody likes him except do that damned large

Leprechaun.

Hi I was born on July 13
Wow you must really suck

by July 13 October 27, 2019

Christmas in July

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.

You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog

by K_ December 15, 2008

July 24th

someone with a fat nigga dick

it’s july 24th you gotta watch out

by youngfatnigga December 1, 2019

July 12th

This is the day where all fine black are born. If you’re born on this day you pull everyone you want. You also get d 24/7.

Random boi: bro, you see her? Heard she was born on July 12th.
Random ahh girl: what??? I don’t want to lose my bf!!!

by prettybwlolz September 24, 2021