gerbert johnson

professional scam artist; your typical masculinity coach
synonyms: hamza, Andrew tate

gerbert Johnson is a cult

by factspeakee April 5, 2023

Johnson

a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.

"I don't want to get shot by these johnsons"

by dohc November 12, 2008

Johnson & Johnson

A sexual act in which a partner gives another a blow job, but before ejaculation he turns the partners head, finding himself ejaculating into said person ear. Proceeds to push them down, reach around remove two Q-tips from there asshole and throw them on said person face.

I was skull fucking her so hard, then stopped..... Then let her have the Johnson & Johnson... BooYaa!

by Rick Bowers May 15, 2008

alan edward johnson

THE GREATEST GUY ON THE PLANET...and is mine! = aka Maples <3 He's funny, smart, sexy, thoughtful, he cares, he's sweet, he's the world to me and i love him! =

Alan Edward Johnson is the best =

by Diana Marie DiNicola August 8, 2008

brett johnson

a 15 year old boy who goes to cryin to his mother and goes after other boys.

like dude look at brett johnson run to his mama

by bigcheetahgirl December 17, 2004

Johnson

Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.

" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson

by WhatsInAName??? June 8, 2010