elton john

Absolutely amazing and talented musical genious. Personally my favourite singer since I was 4. Just so happens to be a homosexual, but that does not affect his awesome skills! Everyone get a copy of "Your Song" right now!

Person 1: WOW! Elton John kicks ass
Person 2: No way! That guy is a fag
Person 1: Shuttup dude, Elton rocks
Person 2: Hey you're right, this cat kicks ass.

by ae_andrea February 25, 2004

St. Johnsbury

A place in Vermont where hicks, hippies and ex-crack addict wiggers with traces of mental retardation smoke meth and shoot up heroin out of complete and utter boredom. Besides the high, withdrawing is about the most fun you'll have in that shithole. They have a McDonald's, a school that demands its cock is sucked dry, a Chinese restaraunt only the owner's mother could love, and police that have nothing better to do but write tickets to people smoking cigarrettes. Everybody there wants to kill themselves and stuffs their body with heroin, nicotine and fast food to help move the process along. A town of faggots. It is New Englands unwiped asshole. Flush it down the toilet.

-New Yorker of Caucasian desecent: Man I sucked some dick in the St. Johnsbury McDonald's bathroom for some grade A heroin.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Ew dog, that's gross. You sucked someones dick?
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: Yeah but it was the only slightly interesting thing to do in that town besides shootin heroin into my ass cheek, chain smoking Newports or blowing my brains out.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, I feel ya cuz, I was tempted to tickle some redneck's asshole for some meth, but I just decided to slam my head against the wall until I was unconcious instead.
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: I don't blame you, good thing were back in New York City. Hardy har har.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, dog.

by Vermont Sucks December 17, 2008

hank johnson

1) the act of rotating the hands in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea

"That bitch performed a hank johnson, so I punched her in the throat, megan."

by robitio57 January 13, 2008

John Shields

The name of a man that tells stories, or as we know them as tall tales, every problem he has ever had was fixed by blaming someone else and denying any and all involvement, he is what we call the Infantry POG, he's Infantry but acts like a POG (person other then Grunt) only leads by yelling but has no leadership ability, what some would call lost in the sauce, his nick names are saucy, powder, candle stick, and can't get right

Don't be a John Shields

by Elmothesnowking February 27, 2017

John Champe

a bunch of over privileged white kids who don’t ever do shit but party.

a group of ratchet black people who act like they’re from the hood but for real grew up in Loudoun County and wear gucci belts

a whole lotta indian asian people who try way too hard like damn

the kids at John Champe trynna act tough

by coochiememe January 15, 2019

John Gotti

John Gotti was the last of a breed of mobsters or gangsters (not gangstas). Hailing from New York, Gotti was infamous for always beating the court system, many crimes of his were unpunished. He had taken out alot of garbage in his time, if you know what I mean. The world will never see another John Gotti, and he still has an influence on the world today. But with ridiculous shows like Growing Up Gotti, and a whack wannabe thug named Irv Gotti, the media will only tarnish his name.

John Gotti started as a truck robber, and look at the ranks he reached in the crime world. There will never be another criminal of his caliber, or as respectable as him.

by Your Father February 7, 2005