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Jersey chili dog

When you shit between a girls tits and then lay you dick there and fuck her and then cum between her tit
Last night while banging my girl I gave her a jersey chili dog.
by Asset team December 3, 2015
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New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window
Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!
by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018
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spoiled jersey girl

A girl that thinks she's so smart but can't wrap her mind around how to fill up a gas tank. She's commonly very pretty but when it comes to simple tasks (example: filling a gas tank) she can not get her pretty little mind to come through with the solution.
Guy 1: Wow that girl is kinda hot you think she's cool.

Guy 2: Yeah but I hear she's a spoiled jersey girl.

Guy 1: Damn she can't pump gas I'm out.
by Walmea Bay February 23, 2017
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Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.
Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?
by michael scott hertzberg May 10, 2023
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Jersey bro hoe

A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.
Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.

Should we tell him?

Nah, he'll figure it out.
by Local reject May 4, 2021
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Jersey, Channel Islands

A very beautiful and breathtaking island, located in the Strait of Dover (between Southeast England and Northwest France). It has a lot of tourist attractions and plenty of good seafood and quality of life. Some of the happiest places in all of Europe. Some of the notable places to visit are: St. Helier, Jersey Zoo, St. Brelade's Bay, Beauport Beach, La Corbiere, Grosnez Castle, Sorel Point and St. Quens Bay. If you want peace and quiet in a small island with friendly people all around, Jersey, Channel Islands is the place to be.
Guy 1: Man, I've been to Jersey, Channel Islands for the first time! It feels so amazing with a rich culture and a slow, yet fun pace of life.
Guy 2: That's lovely! I want to visit that beautiful island soon.
by LaserImouto August 9, 2022
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Emerson New Jersey

A really small and shitty town that is so depressing that people can’t even go 2 miles without leaving it because it is smaller than my thumb
by WilburSoot5000 March 23, 2021
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