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Jersey skier

A skier originating from the state of New Jersey. Generally goes out-of-state to "ski" because there are no large ski resorts in New Jersey.
Jersey skiers exhibit the habits of gapers, but exhibit some of there own unique traits, such as skiing with just a balaclava, but no helmet and skiing without poles.
Jersey skiers are famous for their stance, in which their skis are spread very far apart, and usually in a slight or not-so-slight V shape.
That Jersey skier just gaped that jump without poles!
by ef82 January 13, 2011
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white shorts with black jersey

An ugly combination of colors that in most sports is reserved for officials/referees. A team wearing this combination will never, as Jerry Rice once said, "look good, feel good, {and/or} play good." This phenomena usually results from a poor team decision making process during which the team tries to be democratic. However, in reality, said decision making process ends up being a group of tasteless undergrads with no sense of style arguing about fabrics, designs, and colors.
ESN wore white shorts with black jerseys at nationals. It looked like shit.
by Sabah Man May 24, 2007
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jersey devil

a mythical beast from jersey, about 4 foot tall and eats small animals.
by holyshit!!!!!!!! January 3, 2011
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new jersey tuxedo

Outfit comprised of denim jeans and a jean jacket. Popular not only with residents of New Jersey, but appreciated and worn proudly by clueless hillbillies from Florida to Idaho.
Debby Jean: Look at him in his New Jersey tuxedo! That man is gonna take me to the all-you-can-eat buffet!
by Jeffrey Tacklebox September 14, 2008
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New Jersey

The most depressing place in the world. nothing to do, nowhere to go, and no one to like.

i hate it. and so do like, a million people. who would come here?
new jersey is the most depressing state in the world!! lets all go move to cali!!
by ihatejersey April 4, 2009
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New Jersey

our nation's armpit.
Person: Let's go to New Jersey.

other person: why would we ever do that?
by *Puerta* September 28, 2006
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