Just Jerk July

Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!

rules:

-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!

-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!

FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!

by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019

high five jerk

When she jerks you off and give you a high give

I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.

Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.

by You're a jerk, I know. June 9, 2019

Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

by Baalo69 March 4, 2021

Choke n jerk

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.

“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”

by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 5, 2023

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

Roman Circle Jerk

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.

Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.

by DickTckler October 21, 2015

Lurk 'n' jerk

A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.

I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.

That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.

by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021