jerk off guilt

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also

after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt

by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017

jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.

Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.

by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018

Just Jerk July

Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!

rules:

-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!

-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!

FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!

by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019

Lurk 'n' jerk

A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.

I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.

That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.

by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021

Stare n Jerk

When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.

Dude she stare n jerked me all night.
That Sucks.

by Wak sh0tz March 3, 2011

No Jerk off January

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.

- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.

by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018

Rahsaan Roland Jerk

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.

On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!

by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018