jerk

combindation of a jock and a nerd resulting in u hating and being full of jealousy

dude that dude is a jock and a nerd what a fucking jerk

by TURETS March 2, 2009

jerk

a fieser of the girl persuasion

The jerk will be joining us tomorrow for chicken wings at b-dubs.

by queerbot May 3, 2004

cool jerk

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.

This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.

by Rondo Boner March 31, 2009

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

by ColF July 14, 2008

jerk-a-saurus rex

Literally a king of jerks and -saurus is there for added comedial effect.

You, sir (ma'am), are a jerk-a-saurus rex.

by 1PsycHOTicWitch May 17, 2015

Inconsiderate Jerk

The users on youtube that always end a sentence with "Ha ha"

"Did anyone see how big his jin was when he was like how aare you two ha ha."

"I don't get this shit, how the fuck can TuPac claim West Side but he aint even from the West Side? He was born in New York and he moved to West Side and tried to claim that shit? Does that sound right. Naw. Tupac tryna claim West Side. Fuck dhat. STILL WEST SIDE ALL DAIII!
Compton & Long Beach. Im f3nd to jam to Jin Nd Juice right now. HA HA. "

" hahahahahahahaha ur face at 2:13 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha "
- Inconsiderate Jerk

by Misutā Biggu January 19, 2010