January 24th

National run away from Kara day! An extension of the original classic playground game.

Friend: Hey, where’s Kara?
Everyone: It’s January 24th... Oh did you forget? today’s national run away from Kara day, it’s the second most celebrated holiday in America!
Friend: OMG I can’t believe I forgot!

by Emilysabatino October 16, 2019

January 26th

The Best Day Of The Fucking Year (Australia Day)

Mad Cunt 1: Oi

Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow

Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!

by Pussy Fucker . 69 October 28, 2019

January 19

National Bully a tall person day

short kid: y’all tryna smooch a giraffe today? It’s January 19

tall kid: cries

by gangganfsktrrrrtt January 19, 2021

January 17

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

by Ieatbobrossallday November 2, 2019

5th of January

The single most Catholic birthday ever , Hail Hail

Are you born on the 5th of January?

by Naughtynotn October 16, 2019

January 30

Is where everyone was born is now a king and can smack booty all day to whoever and say nigger

“Hey john your birthday is January 30th which is today.John:Yeah that means I can say nigger and smack booty

by Not by Max H in LCA October 24, 2019

January 13th

the worst fucking day to ever be born if you were born on January 13th I can guarantee you stupid af

p1: oh my God her birthday is January 13th

p2: ewwww what an idiot

p1: ikr

by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020