Dirty karl jacobs

The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself

"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."

by KARLS_MONSTER_CAN September 4, 2021

Jacob

A fat retarded dwarf midget who likes trannies. Thinks he's a player but when he goes out with girls from school he gets no suck.

Is that a Jacob?
Sure is, lets watch him get no suck!

by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Jacob

A annoying guy with a disgusting nose and face

Ahh run for your live!!! It's a Jacob!!!

by A rando dude March 28, 2016

Jacob Sartourious

N. The final stage of cancer In a person, or their singing.

Man, he was like Jacob Sartourious out there. He shouldn't have gone to a kareoke bar.

by Dictionary.com/urban August 14, 2016

jacob cunningham

This person is a small white male with usually a 2 inch penis.They also normally have anger issues and is a maximum height of 4.5 feet.

Your just like Jacob Cunningham you have a small penis with extreme anger issues.

by Jacob Cunningham February 17, 2017

Jacob

A mean person who likes girls so much to the point of over using them.

“Jacob “ used another girl.

by Whynotmakeanotherone November 7, 2017

Jacob

A man boy who'll let you borrow his windbreaker for two days if you suck his pickle. He's got a cute dog, and a smol pickle. He's a scary boy sometimes, and acts like Harry Potter when he's high.

Example 1: Your dickle pickle is skinny Jacob. But you a thicc bootay.

by Windbreakers May 1, 2018