Jacob

A fat retarded dwarf midget who likes trannies. Thinks he's a player but when he goes out with girls from school he gets no suck.

Is that a Jacob?
Sure is, lets watch him get no suck!

by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Jack

Jacks are the biggest cunts ever, no jack is cool and they have no friends and are probably adopted. Great at footy but a major cunt.

"Wow is that jack playing soccer?"

"Yea, he's really good! but what a cunt"

by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Abbie

Known as a snide cow or a pig who can't be trusted. Often chats shit about others including supposed to be mates! Pure nasty, complete bullshitter, annoying and self-absorbed. Completely useless Most likely blonde.

Shit....I think I smell Abbie coming.

Duck and run!

That pig can't be trusted!

by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016