Definitions by FatMuffinMan

Jack

Jacks are the biggest cunts ever, no jack is cool and they have no friends and are probably adopted. Great at footy but a major cunt.

"Wow is that jack playing soccer?"

"Yea, he's really good! but what a cunt"

Jack by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Jacob 

A fat retarded dwarf midget who likes trannies. Thinks he's a player but when he goes out with girls from school he gets no suck.

Is that a Jacob?
Sure is, lets watch him get no suck!

Jacob by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Abbie

Known as a snide cow or a pig who can't be trusted. Often chats shit about others including supposed to be mates! Pure nasty, complete bullshitter, annoying and self-absorbed. Completely useless Most likely blonde.

Shit....I think I smell Abbie coming.

Duck and run!

That pig can't be trusted!

Abbie by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016