Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the
nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.
nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.
by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009
Get the Jake Kirbymug. Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.
A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?
by GSTQ December 20, 2009
Get the Jake-bawmug. A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.
by Jason Winship May 18, 2019
Get the Jake militellomug. 
Doctor: i'm sorry sir, but you have cancer.
Patient: *flashses back to last time they watched jake paul*.
Patient: *flashses back to last time they watched jake paul*.
by WhiteSamsungUser September 16, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. Jake Paul, is another synonym for trash,but this trash allegedly abuses women, also it take 1000 years for this to decomose.
babatunde give that jake paul a smack in the ass.
Is jake's paul harline a virtual glitch can dora explore, is area 51 hiding it, who know's.
Is jake's paul harline a virtual glitch can dora explore, is area 51 hiding it, who know's.
by hossain0406 June 24, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug. Dude, I just saw Jake and Olivia at the store!
Whoa. Where are they now?
No clue, man. I didn't follow.
Aw. Hakuna matata. bro. I'll eat later.
Whoa. Where are they now?
No clue, man. I didn't follow.
Aw. Hakuna matata. bro. I'll eat later.
by Goldpeces October 11, 2017
Get the Jake and Oliviamug.