Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009

Jake-baw

Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.

A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?

by GSTQ December 20, 2009

jake paul

a fucking piece of brown shit

Person 1: Hey, do you know jake paul?
Person 2: yeah, he is a fucking piece of brown shit

by RICEEEGUMMMM June 9, 2019

Jake paul

Another word for Aids

Omfg, I have jake paul

by Stfdjdjd July 5, 2019

Jake Paul

A YouTuber that is definitely overrated! Nobody really likes him and he is a proper d*** Jake Paul is a male who is very racist and sexist, he definatly has to many subscribers on yt

Jake Paul’s a dick

by Lily blue121 February 1, 2019

Jake Paul

A retarded adult, a dick, a terrible youtuber, and an absolute scumbag. If you are subbed to him, please unsub. An unsub a day could save us from cancer itself (aka Jake Paul's channel)

Person 1: Guys, I have a confession to make... I watch Jake Paul

Person 2: We shall now officially kick this jpauler out of the group and crucify him.

by Intellectual Human June 11, 2020

Jake Kane

Jake Kane means he has a mean 12 inch elephant long schlong at least and has 6’5 240 Frame and gets hella pussy

Hey did u know that Jonny sins is a Jake Kane

by Jeisveoab June 2, 2020