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First of all Sicily is part of Italy and so is Sardegna...
for centuries there has been constant conflict between north and south and much hate, something you'll never see unless you're born there. Living there me and my parents had a 10 year lawsuit against the dishonest bastards who sold us the house saying we didn't pay, all because my AMERICAN dad didn't listen to my mother and thought that in Italy you don't sign contracts... idiot. Good thing the guys died. Although it is politically, economically, and sometimes morally screwed up, I'd rather die there from second hand smoke as I eat fresh fish (not from naples or you'll get hepatitis) and go to a decent restaurant than live in any other country that totally seems screwed up culturally, at least from my prospective. Only Sardegna has the best beaches of Italy, thus the famous coast where all the movie stars go... but that's not where I'd go, see, i know the secret beautiful green bottom seeing beaches... go to the wrong one and youll be swimming in suage and oil. Yeap... I haven't read all the ... id call comments not defenitions, its like some sort of stupid guestbook here, but I don't know if any People who actually live in italy posted since we have other things to do as trying to find a job or a husband or both.. or kill the right guy. Or learn french or something... never learned spanish in italy... oh and a warning... we (not including me, im special) are kinda racist and open about it... so any real italian going to america will get shot first time they open their mouth to make a comment bout the black guy over there or the asian chick... yep... we.. rock.

Andatevene tutti a fottervi figli di puttana troia maledetta... ficcatevi le dita in culo e mangiatevi la merda della fogna dopo averla lasciata nelle mutande di un morto per tre giorni e quattro notti! FOTTETEVI! BAIRINDI a STI STRONZI!
oh n btw

it's
sono fiero di essere italiano/a... forgot the preposition
Ima italian and i can make a fun a the way americanz thinka italians talk cuz anyway we think thata americans talk with snot ina their brains cuza they sound lika they have tha cold when they a talking.
Italian by m0u5y January 2, 2006
one who is good at everything and is a sexy beast. Also makes good pasta and masters the game of twister. Also has good "ur-mom" jokes.
"what an italian stallion"
Italian by yeah im sweet April 16, 2006

italkfortnite 

Extremely annoying YouTuber but he's cool
Always finds a way to complain and be negative
Unpopular oPinIon guy
Occasionally brings up Good points about the mmorpg fortnite
Played RuneScape once.
Loves goth girls.
Loves powerchord (a skin from fortnite battle Royale)
Is a virgin (Currently)
Person 1 : Yo did you see ITalkFortnites new video?
Person 2 : no, he's probably complaining about a YouTuber lightly clickbaiting.
Ghostninja : wanna enter my free vbucks giveaway all you have to do is like and subscribe
italkfortnite by RealAli-a69 March 12, 2019

italian fingercuffs 

When you are fucking a girl from behind and she is blowing your friend and you eat a canolli.
Me and my friend Tony met a girl at a bar who was totally down for the italian fingercuffs.
italian fingercuffs by G. Voi November 16, 2007

italian leather sofa 

An example of a rich italian who thinks america should pamper him. Another refrance is from the popular cartoon "Mission Hill", the intro to the show is a band "Cake" who sings "Italian Leather Sofa".
a:Dude look at mario from Italy hes so cocky.

b:I know he wants us to treat him like an Italian leather sofa.

Italian American men

(Not all IAM are like this)

Annoying ass 5th gen men who make being Italian their only personality trait. They speak over immigrants and act like they are immigrants when they aren’t. They are loud, rude, and most of the time can’t even pronounce their own last name correctly.

These people can mainly be found in Boston.
Italian American men can be really annoying sometimes

italian lawn jockey handoff 

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?