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book of stories

oh, and your book of stories told you that?
by doufu April 4, 2021
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sx1nts storied

to get put on @sx1nts instragram story which is the highest level of honor bestowed to a instagram user
yoo did you see that (name) got sx1nts storied??
by sx1nts September 19, 2025
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Sex story

by Gnomiga June 24, 2024
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"Lady Godiva" Story

A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.
"Hey, remember that staten island story?"
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."
by VincentGo! March 4, 2023
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Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.
Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.
by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009
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Ree-lon family rape story

Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.
Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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Sex story

I crawled onto the bed, my cock quivering with excitement. She started swaying as we kissed. I loosened the straps of her bra, ready to release under the weight of her perfect breasts. I pulled it off, and rubbed her nipples between my fingers, my palms contouring the shape of her tits. My cock was aching, so ready to release. I sped up, licking her boobs with grace while sucking, as she allowed a small moan to escape her lips. I reached down in her thong, toying with the curly hairs sitting above her pussy. I ripped off my boxers, pinned her down, and with her panties laying on her knees, I ripped her open, jabbing my cock in, making wet noises, as I pulled out and jabbed back in. She told me to keep it in, I pulled just enough so my tip was left in. I swung her legs over my shoulders, and as I pulled out, I felt it. She came over my cock, a warm sticky feeling. A devious feeling came over me, and I Shoved my cock in her mouth, she was worried, my penis so large between her tongue, but she sucked and sucked. Her lips held on to my cock tight as I swayed into her, on my knees as I grunted with pleasure. She was mad now, telling me it was her turn. She pushed me down, and I was warm and ready as I jerked at my penis while waiting. She rode my cock so hard I squirted the biggest cumshot in her, making her bounce a little and moan with accidental pleasure. I told her to come up on my face. I ate her out, and with every lick she moaned.
Sex story: horny horny horny
by spec22 February 24, 2025
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