nervous intern

When you wipe someone’s ass and jerk them off at the same time

When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.

“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”

by fearjerr March 8, 2024

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

International Shrek day

October 11th is international Shrek day

Person 1: why is everyone obsessed with Shrek

Person 2: oh, it's international Shrek day

by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022

Internity

A long passage of time relating to the amount of time which an intern spends before their proper employment.

Intern: I've been working for 2 years and no promotion, they've praised my work ethic and efficiency, but I'm still an intern.
Employee: I get ya; I was working with no pay for an internity!

by Containthem Dictionary November 18, 2023

International kawesi day

October 14th was the day that the yonkou kawesi "kaidou" holland was born; his yawn had enough power to blow entire forests away,his footsteps shook and tore the foundations of the earth,one time he was caught in a black hole and he absorbed it,one time he drank the whole of Neptune and left it as dry as Nigerian water pumps because he was thirsty.

In other words

He.is.him

"Bro it's October 14th that means it's international kawesi day"

by Kawesi October 13, 2022

International ignore Lewis day

Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”

by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case

Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that

by nugzda51st July 6, 2025