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Drip Theory

Another way of saying that a person has drip. Drip theory is a theory in which all principles of having drip are met; a person is wearing 3 or more items that make them drippy.
Damn man, he has the chain, the ring, and the watch. He's definitely got Drip Theory.
by DESIGNERWEAR October 11, 2022
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Portal theory

The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.
Yo did you hear that Logan believes in Portal theory.
by El Choso November 8, 2025
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theory-function

A contra-referentialization of speculative realism's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018
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The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.
“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”
by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025
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Bull-Calf theory

The sexual theory that females should only fuck Bulls(sexually dominant males that are usually African American) while the Cucks or calf’s sit and watch them fuck their wife's and gf’s and so on.
Did you see Professor Johnson’s Biology Lecture last Friday?
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year
by Josiahtouches October 8, 2021
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Scangles Theory

The formula to prove that a circle, square and two right triangles are the same thing.
90(4s)=360c=90(2t)+45a
The Scangles Theory is to prove that one circle, one square and two right triangles are the exact same thing. Geometry really is a mess
by ReigningChaos December 18, 2019
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