idiot check

To look the wrong way on a one way street when parallel or angle parking to make sure those idiots who drive the wrong way, don't hit you.

I was pulling out of the mall, but I had to do an idiot check because you know how those female drivers are.

by Brian Tsai October 23, 2005

Idiot

Girls who write their names in the Urban Dictionary and describe themselves as goddesses

Victoria: A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incrediSHUT UP, I BET YOU'RE UGLY AS HELL GOD DAMMIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

by MekAC February 9, 2015

idiotonic

(n.) – any person or object having to do with superhero Larry-boy

Yesterday I saw a man who was idiotonic.

by Jerome G. October 5, 2007

Idiot Party

a Party Consisting Of Only Idiots

Hey look over there you cock sucking son of a bitch.

What is it you Piece of Shit?

Theres an Idiot party at that house.

Cool, I love Tables.

by That_Guy_With_A_Really_Long_Na December 28, 2009

Idiotese

A language which is simplified in order to make idiots understand what the speaker is trying to say.

A: He bit the dust.
B: Excuse me? I don't understand...
A: In Idiotese: He got beaten.

by Justice Jet April 4, 2011

idiot'dick

A situation when ones pockets have an object within that creates the illusion of having a massive erection. To be fully within the criteria of "idiot'dick". said "idiot'dick must be completely unawares of the massive illusionary erection in question... thus creating an idiot'dick.... watch out for pocketcocks!

when speaking to your cousin and and your lady friend interrupts and says "why do you have an erection!" in shock. embarrassment and laughter occur immediately. such an idiot'dick

by dick idiot December 5, 2014

Idiot

A Stupid Person
Synonyms:Retard,Dunce,You,Ignoramus,Smart Aleck.

The People At Urban Dictionary Are Mean And They Are Idiots.
Man Im Such a Idiot.
Duuuuuuuddddeeee Are You Like..A-..An Idiot Or Something?!
My Brother Is Like...Such..Such An Idiot.
I SET MY ALARM TO 6:30 PM INSTEAD OF AM IM SUCH AN IDIOT!
I JUST GOT RICK ROLLED OMG IM AN IDIOT!

by Reaper The Writer May 22, 2017